Sidewalk Slam: PunkBand, Rats Nest, and More

Alright, listen up; numbers don't lie. You got PunkBand, Rats Nest, GLU, Equals What, Magpie Conspiracy, and Bang Bang Bunny—six bands. June 25th. Fiddler's Elbow. London.

Now, let's do the math. Each of these bands, they're bringin' some serious 'E' for energy, okay?

So, that's 5E. Now, you factor in the Fiddler's Elbow, a compact space, right? That's gonna amplify that 'E', like a mathematical multiplier. We're talkin' 5E times a 'compression factor', 'C'. 5EC.

Now, you got a variable 'P', the number of punks in attendance. But here's the kicker: this ain’t your average 'P'.

This 'P' is gonna be off the charts! We're talkin' about exponential growth!

So, while you're dividing 5EC by 'P', 'P' is gonna be so HUGE, it's gonna create a singularity of punk energy! A mathematical black hole of mosh pits!

So, the math says:

You got a 100% chance of these bands playin', a 100% chance of insane energy, and a 100% chance of me doin' the math and tellin' you, this ain't no ordinary gig.

This is a mathematical certainty of pure, unadulterated punk chaos! June 25th. Fiddler's Elbow. Do the math...

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